Chicken jokes

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

“I’m not crossing the road,” she said, “look what happened to the zebra!”

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights a cigarette and takes a deep drag, satisfied. The egg grabs the sheet, rolls over and says … ‘Well, I s’pose we finally answered THAT question!’

A man takes his brother to see a psychiatrist.
Psychiatrist: ‘What seems to be the problem?’
Man: ‘My brother thinks he is a chicken!’
Psychiatrist: ‘How long has this been going on?’
Man: ‘about a year.’
Psychiatrist: ‘Why didn’t you seek help sooner?’
Man: ‘Well, we needed the eggs!’

One day teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, “The sky is falling, the sky is falling!” The teacher paused, then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?”

One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said: ‘Holy Smoke! A talking chicken!'”

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